Dear Callumz,
I went to the beach today. It was hot and sunny and it was amazing being there.
The one problem was that there were a lot of hairy guys with beer bellies running around shirtless as though women actually wanted to see all of that.
No thank you.
One of these particular gentlemen was a creepy old guy who, with his wife, came and sat too close for comfort to me. It was immensely unpleasant so we just left.
After attempting to frighten them off however.
We got a big load of oily greasy chips that we couldn't eat all of, and they were absolutely delicious. I kept thinking of having a third person there- you- who could've eaten the chips that we couldn't. And also to give me something nice to look at- an attractive guy without a beer gut or back hair.
Love always,
Kaiteh.
Dear Kaiteh,
ReplyDeleteReading all these notes makes me hungry... the last one I read had jelly in it, and this one has hot chips D: I'm starving! gah..
I'm sorry I have to make up so much random crap; I absolutely cannot remember what happened in my life. I'm going to guess I woke up really late, had some kind of junk food, talked to you for ages on iMessage, and then talked to you on Skypies, then fell asleep with you... It would've been nice...;)
Love always,
Callumz.